conversations with god

[jagienka]

best. new. toy. ever.
(or form of procrastination)

Shamelessly stolen from naamah, IGod - an AI program where you can chat with God. I am in love. Seriously.

For comedic relief,

Me:
 what am I meant to do with my life?
God:
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
Me:
 Aren't you supposed to know everthing?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 I like to study and to pretend to be a priest.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?
Me:
 It's amazing and wonderful to be your vessel and preside at mass. Also, the power of transubstantiation is just wonderful.
God:
Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.   Is that a fact.
Me:
 It's a fact for me.
God:
study and to pretend to be a priest is a  fact for you.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 I think you're calling me to be a priest, but the church doesn't seem to be in agreement on that.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  calling you to be a priest but the church does not seem to be in agreement on that.
Me:
 No, I don't mind.
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
 Are vocations a matter of gosssip?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 I'm confused about my gender identity.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
 I don't know if I'm male or female.
God:
Would you like to know?  If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
 I would like to know.
God:
Where would you look for the answer?
Me:
 I'd look to you for the answer.

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